On this beautiful New York City Monday, I bring to the masses good news about one of our very own: Jedi Sperm.
That's right, friends, Mr. Mysterio has finally gotten his call to the big leagues of Hollywoodland. After toiling for years under the thumbs of slave-drivers (like Mr. Dingess, for example), now it's time for him to do the driving.
So, now more than ever, it's time to turn your TV's to NBC this Wednesday at 10:00pm (and watch that evening's disappointing episode of LOST for free on ABC.com the next day). "No One To Watch Over Me" is not just a script by the team of Cor & Trav -- it also has some goods for us: namely, a character named after someone close to our hearts. Who could it be?!?! Be sure to head over to the messageboard thread on the episode, where Spermy provides some behind-the-scenes tidbits. Big China says the powers that be give it a thumbs up. Heck, all you need to know is that their script was good enough for people to make it snow in California (supposed to be Ithaca?!), so it MUST be good.
Do yourself -- and our favorite NBC employees -- a favor. Set your TiVo's for "Medium" this Wednesday.
A huge birthday congrats (and thanks) to Goldie, who threw one of the most enjoyable nights I've had the pleasure to be a part of. He made dreams come true -- if just for a few hours -- those dreams of being rock stars.
I'm sure some of you have been wondering "Where the heck did the site go?" these past few days... Well, I'll tell you where we went. We were preparing our homes for the hurricane of young'uns coming our way this spring.
And who better to kick things into gear than this little bundle of awesomeness: Eli, the barrow boy. A JoynBailey through and through, he kindly instructs all y'all, as his father did before him, to "not eff around with my milk".
Congrats to Megs and Sorel on bringing this adorable little thing into the world.
