A Notice From The Editor: If you or someone you love happens to chatting online with a stranger -- and you see this man on the other end -- close your browser immediately and call the authorities.
*Related: If you happen to be walking in Spanish Harlem, and you see this man coming towards you wearing a trenchcoat, avert your eyes and quickly cross the street. Also, seeking shelter in a nearby bodega may be beneficial (but we provide no guarantee that the local bodega will be completely perv-less).