His name is Brian. We call him Duck. And now ONE MONTH FROM NOW, he is WILL BE twenty-nine years old. Pretty old for a water bird, no?
I was going to get him a Book, but I figured everyone else probably got it for him already.
So instead, I went back through all my old photos and pulled out a bunch of gems from the years. And what did I learn? The bastard hasn't gotten any fatter and hasn't lost any hair. Applebees made a wise investment. He doesn't age.
Nobody knows if he has some mysterious portrait of himself locked up in his attic, do they?
Anyways, in order to get the full effect, please go to your iTunes and press play on the song, "Through The Years" (alternate tracks would be anything by RUSH or Frank Zappa), and then click on THIS LINK TO SEE THE SLIDESHOW.
It's that simple.
So slam a coke, a snapple, or a viatamin water -- AND COUNT DOWN WITH ME THE MONTH LONG CELEBRATION OF Diggity (WHO WILL BE) all growns up and he's all growns up and he's all growns up. IN ONE MONTH, WE CAN ALL SAY Happy Birthday, D!
(Goddamn Google Calendar screwing my shit all up. I suck.)
Please someone tell me that Kev's jumping the gun a bit and that my boyfriends birthday isnt till next month....otherwise I am so screwed.
-- posted by
Anonymous : 6/23/2006 10:13 AM
You mean we're NOT in July????
Fucking hell!
-- posted by
Anonymous : 6/23/2006 10:24 AM
