See this guy up here? The one with the dead look in his eyes (cock-eyed, even!) while his tongue violates an empty bowl of guacamole? Yeah, him. This scary lookin' dude that you would never let near your kids. Not ever. Not ever ever. Well, put them kids to bed early tonight, and whatever you do -- don't let 'em see the Late Show with David Letterman.
Because there's a good chance he might be on it.
Now, I know the kids will want to stay up for tonight's episode and catch the interview with "Mr. Adorable", Jimmy Fallon (not me -- I think he's secretly a pervert, too). But don't be swayed by their crying and pleading. SEND THOSE KIDS TO BED. Promise to tape it for them. Tell them they can see Dave fawning over gold medalist Hannah Teter tomorrow.
And then? Destroy the tape. Or, at the very least, completely edit out any portion of the show on which this guy appears. Because if your children see him -- If they are able to watch this... man, Bob, on the television. You might just loose them forever.
Consider this your only warning. Take heed. And, hopefully the powers that be at CBS will realize that unleashing someone nicknamed "Bobo" upon millions of homes will have a heretofore unseen "Pied Piper" like effect on our nation's children -- and drop his appearance from the show.
We can only hope.
But, these are the people that showed us Janet's thr'penny bit -- so I for one, am not holding my breath. 11:35pm, EST -- CBS. Check your local station. And god help the children.
