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Thursday, January 27, 2005
Stop / Walk 



...Am I the only one who experiences the strange phenomenon where you come home from work/wherever, you've been riding the subway or whatever, and without fail -- once you get within two blocks of your house, you're stricken with the overwhelming urge to go to the bathroom. You pick up the pace, fumble with the keys, and rush to take your boots off -- all the while while being hit with a wave of little-kid-panic where you honestly think you just might piss your pants. This happens like once a week.



Am I the only one here? Do I really have the "body of an 80-year old Russian man" as Punk Rock says? Strange days, indeed. Posted by Hello



What You Say:

Oh no it happens to me too. Although, if you guys remember from one lazy slip of the tongue in J. Fred's class, I like to play a little game called "Race the Pee," where you release the kegel muscles (no, not DB's dad) before you unzip your pants. Then, you have from the time you release until the time the urine actually travels down the urethra, out your penis and into the air to unzip and get your junk out. If you fail, then you really fail. Anyone?
-- posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1/27/2005 5:12 PM

Ahhhh, I totally forgot about that. I have yet to intentionally play "Race the Pee", but then again, you are more inclined to live on the edge.

Also, why is it that semi-doubling over is less painful in times like that then standing up straight? Does it really help you resist the wave?

-- posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1/27/2005 5:18 PM

So having only been exposed to the Ithacamafia via Bob, my husband, I had not heard of "Race the Pee" until today--and while yes, Kluv I too can sympathize, I got news for you boys. Women can NEVER play "Race the Pee" as we do not have the luxury of penis distance from urethra to the outside world as men do. Once it hits the urethra, it's out, and the woman has failed the race.
-- posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1/28/2005 8:25 AM

Ha! You've failed the race in both senses of the word! Although it's nice to hear a lady's perspective. I think we're all using the word Urethra too much, though. I suggest: pee-hole.
-- posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1/28/2005 8:36 AM

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